“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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*submits your sex tape to americas funniest home videos*
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I can’t get his dirty hands off of me. It’s been 3 years… 3 years since the incident, 3 years since the bruises.
I can’t forget the way he looked at me like he wanted to hit me after I told him no three times and he wouldn’t stop. After I pushed him off. I was just trying to get my mind off my ex… Not have sex with anyone.
I can’t forget the dirty feeling of sitting in the truck. Telling him i wasn’t comfortable and to drive me back to school then having to pretend like all was well on valentines day.
I can’t forget these things the second and the third happened in February and early March. So if I’m nervous about being alone with you… spending the night with you… Just remember where I’m coming from. Please
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Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
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If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives
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